My Guidette

If it’s no big chore, 
I would like you to meet me at the jersey shore. 
I know it’s a bit outta the way, 
I really hope you would come and stay. 


We’ll spend the days
walking up and down the boardwalk. 
We’ll spend the days
just stayin’ up so we could talk. 


And hopefully we’ll be able to see, 
Sam and Jwoww fighting 'cause of Ronnie. 
Or maybe on the clubs dance floor we’ll see, 
The Situation, Vinny, and Pauly d. 


I would love it if you could be my guidette
both get orange spray tans and we’ll be set. 

I would love it if you could be my guidette

both get orange spray tans and we’ll be set. 

We could both go hit the club scene and start creeping. 
Oh god, I hope you’ll be creeping for me. 
And after all of this
Both head back home 
I know i will miss
The smile on your face
you wear it with such grace. 


And if it’s no big chore, 
I would love it if you could meet me at the jersey shore. 


(I wrote this a while ago... during the first season to be exact.)